Unbelievable... It's almost 7 years since i decided to become a lecturer assistant...
There so many story about the class, the students, my partner's.....
I never been this angry with the students until yesterday, 15 July 2009.
It's UTS Tutorial Statistic, Open Book as long they bring their own module and their own calculator...
Nothing happen in the morning class, all i can see is they were trying to do the best they can.
Not until the second class....
First : There's one students who never came at tutor but finally he show up at UTS.
We (me and mbah neng omesh) already figure out that this student doesn't know anything because we can see that he is not looking like he is trying. When he ask a permition to go to the bathroom, i tell mbah neng omesh : he won't come back to class....
Minutes goes by and hours yet the students don't show his face again...
I don't know why but my instinc tell me to look outside the class and then Walahhhhhhh that student was there speak to another student ask to teach him
Annoying little bastard....
After i can handle my emotion, i tell him straight into his face : What on earth you doing out there? Why don't u do your mid test?
He said with calmly : wait a moment kak, i want to study first with her
I hardly can't control my emotion and said : If you only go out for 15 minutes, i can give you time to do your mid test again. But you go more than an hour for god sake, DO U WANT TO FAILED? UR MID FAILED?
He said (Nantang abiez) : OKE THEN, FAILED AJA...
I said : FINE.. Grab your bag and stuff there, NOW....
That stupid little bastard just go and yelling (i don't care).
No body messing with our rules...
Because he's not come to the class to pick up his stuff, i decided to get his stuff and take it outside and i said to her friend : you better tell him, not to show his face because he's failed.. don't bother to show up to the class....
Mendidih rasanya saat itu...
Merasa dilecehkan oleh mahasiswa bengal satu itu...
Waktunya UTS lah dia malah keluar dan minta private sama temannya yang kebetulan dah kelar ujian...
Tutor gak pernah masuk dan pas mid malah bikin ulah.....
The Second time...
The mid already finish and finally we decided to grab all the answered from people all the class...
It's annoying when a girl who already finish her mid but she still want to be in the class...
After i said with louder voice, she finally go but i can't understand how come she got back in the class and help her boyfriend to finish the exam...
When i said that : WHAT ON EARTH ARE U DOING HERE? U ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CLASS?..
I GO TO THEIR SEATS AND GRAB ALL THE ANSWER AND TELL THEM TO GO OUTSIDE BEFORE SOMETHING WHEN BAD....
And The Last one..
I pick up his answer, and heard that he said : Tambahin dunk kak waktunya... Susah banget neh... Gak ngerti, KAKAK GAK PERNAH NGAJARIN...
Dezzzzzzzzzz..........
What was that?
What on earth he is thinking? The whole time that we do is teaching them and yet he told me that we never teach them? <--- WADEZIGHHHHHHHhhhhhh
Mendidih rasanya waktu denger kata-kata itu keluar dari mahasiswa yang JARANG IKUT TUTOR, DIKELAS GAK PERNAH INISIATIF BUAT NANYA, DIKELAS NGERJAINNYA SAMBIL NYONTEK SANA SINI..... BERANI BANGET NGELUARIN KATA-KATA KAYAK GITU....
WADEZIGHHHHHHHHHH
Akhirnya memutuskan begitu semua mahasiswa keluar dari kelas, i tahan mahluk durjana sarap satu itu....
Me (dengan sedikit esmosi tertahan dijiwa) : duduk disitu sebentar...
Mahasiswa sarap nan terkutuk : iya kak, kenapa kak?
Me : kamu bisa jelasin maksud kata-kata kamu tadi barusan?
MS : kata-kata yang mana?
Me : Wadezighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... (sabar ka sabar) Kamu bilang tadi kamu gak ngerti apapun.. Kamu bilang saya ngga pernah nerangin... maksudnya gmn?
MS : ngga kak, maksud saya itu cuma bercanda
Me : (ngedumel dalam hati : becanda bahlul... huhuhu) maksudnya apa bercanda? Gini ya dari sekian banyak mahasiswa yang ada, jujur gak mungkin bisa dihandle satu persatu.. Saya perhatiin dari awal tutor, kamu dikelas diem, nyontek sama temen, kalo gak ngerti gak ada usaha buat nanya.. Kalo memang kamu gak ngerti kenapa gak nanya kayak temen-temen yang lain.. Karena kamu gak bertanya, kita menganggap kamu udah bisa... Sekarang gimana kalo kayak gini...
MS : (mukanya pucet gak berkutik huahahahaha)
Me : Sekarang gimana ceritanya? Gimana saya bantu kamu kalo kamu sendiri gak membantu diri sendiri? (masih dengan esmosi jiwa yang sangat mendidih)
MS : masih diam..
Me : Sekarang gini deh, kamu bilang sama saya apa yang kamu ngga ngerti biar kita jelasin.. Ngga gini ceritanya, dah UTS kamu bilang kamu gak ngerti apa-apa...
MS : diam aja gituh....
Me : Gini deh, besok senin saya kasih softcopy dari pertemuan awal sampai dengan uts buat kamu pelajarin dan kamu ada waktu sampai UAS buat belajar semuanya. Kalo ada yang kamu gak ngerti bilang sama saya, selama itu masih ada jam tutor saya ajarin dan kamu harus bawa soft copynya. Gimana?
MS : boleh kak (boleh gundulmu)
Me : Ya udah... Senin saya kasih kamu semua softcopynya.. Dan kamu juga harus bantu kita, KALO KAMU GAK NGERTI DIKELAS TANYA... GUNANYA KITA DIKELAS ITU MENGAJARI KALIAN HINGGA MENGERTI.. OKEH.. DEAL...
MS : iya kak...
Me : Ya udah, kamu boleh pergi sekarang (secepatnya lah menghilang dari hadapan sebelum dibikin dadar gulung sama gw ma mbah neng omesh)
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hickz...
Annoying aja sama mahasiswa busuk kayak gitu..
IKUT TUTOR BOLONG BOLONG, DIKELAS GAK PERNAH NANYA, BISANYA CUMAN NYONTEK TRS DENGAN SEENAK UDEL PROTES PAKE KATA-KATA : KAKAK GAK PERNAH NGAJARIN...
WADEZIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*sabar ka sabar* pengen ngamuk rasanya pas denger kata-kata itu..
simple word yang annoying hickz
Makin pengen membuktikan ke mahluk mahluk nyebelin kayak gitu,
kalian ngga bisa komplain seenak udel aja minta hak kalian padahal kewajiban kalian ngga pernah ditunaikan..
Huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ESMOSI JIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
tidur dulu ach
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